You can stop fretting now. The one you've all been waiting for is here. Yes, I, George Weasley, have of these funny contraptions, and I might just write in it from time to time. It's a chore, but I've got to let my fans and loyal supporters know what's going on in my life. Being so bloody handsome and brilliant is such a burden.
Hey, who wants to summarize all the other journal entries for me? Can't believe you lot expect me to read all those words. I've got things to do, money to make. Do I look like Hermione Bloody Granger?
NOW TAKING BETS: How long til the twins have a furball?